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benjaye:

beestungtitties:

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn’t taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops

We all know this is something I’d say.

One of Dr. Mardahl’s classmates said this! She’d always tell her biology students haha

Recently, there have been times when my best friends have been frustrating me and I didn’t know how I would approach them next time I saw them. When I finally do see or talk to them, everything just goes back to normal.

I wanted to be mad at you so many times, but we’re bros.
I wanted to tell you that things felt like it was falling apart, but we’re bros, and it’s not.
And to the third bro, I’m glad that I was there to help you out, Texas. But even though you’ve sorta changed, when we kick it, it doesn’t even matter, because we’re bros. 

i fucking love @marvinocampo @jayseeperez @honriedualan laneshiah and @dmldr haha go follow them theyre cool and i love them remember kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk bye niggas peace out were cool bye

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=ABMJ6Q7L

“Ash and friends finally arrive in Fuchsia City with the Battle Pike only a day away. May’s egg then begins to glow signaling that it is ready to hatch. However, before she can celebrate her Squirtle runs off. May finds Squirtle at the train station with an old lady named Edna.Edna explains that she is waiting for her husband to return. Then Edna’s granddaughter, Katrina, shows up and gets her Grandma to go home. Katrina tells May that many years ago Edna’s husband, Jonathan, left for the big city in order to become a Pokemon Doctor. Edna tried to reach the station but the train left before she got there and she wishes it had just been snowing that day so she could have told Jonathan they were going to have a baby. One year later, he died in an accident but she refuses to believe it. She also tells May that Edna lost her pendant that day. When May and Squritle find the pendant, they, along with Meowth (who was following and listening to them), get transported back in time to that exact day, and decide to fix Edna’s future by fixing the past by making sure that it starts to snow.”